Middle Aged Man

Merf Up / Comms Down

merf, womp, plung merf, womp, plung What the fuck have I done? Breed some new age futuristic, sarcastic, linguistics. I'm not talking text speak, street…

Jul 8 •

Maccie Dee's Drive Thru

Quiet please, concentrating. Radio off. Specs on. Memorise defaults: chicken burger, banana milkshake, medium. Two lanes. Counting cars. Lane 2. Can't…

Jul 3 •

Why is the bath so much shorter than my bed? Twisting my knees up near my head. Boiling, freezing, sometimes just right, but never the top half that…

Jun 28 •

Cute floppy ears and a soft warm tum. But a dog snog comes after it's licked its bum. The grumpy cat, with a bog brush tail. Tongues its arse, a hygiene…

Jun 26 •

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