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Middle Aged Man
Merf Up / Comms Down
merf, womp, plung merf, womp, plung What the fuck have I done? Breed some new age futuristic, sarcastic, linguistics. I'm not talking text speak, street…
Jul 8
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Maccie Dee's Drive Thru
Quiet please, concentrating. Radio off. Specs on. Memorise defaults: chicken burger, banana milkshake, medium. Two lanes. Counting cars. Lane 2. Can't…
Jul 3
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The Bath
Why is the bath so much shorter than my bed? Twisting my knees up near my head. Boiling, freezing, sometimes just right, but never the top half that…
Jun 28
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Dog Snog
Cute floppy ears and a soft warm tum. But a dog snog comes after it's licked its bum. The grumpy cat, with a bog brush tail. Tongues its arse, a hygiene…
Jun 26
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