Dog Snog

Cute floppy ears and a soft warm tum.
But a dog snog comes after it's licked its bum.

The grumpy cat, with a bog brush tail.
Tongues its arse, a hygiene fail.

Dumb little fish, safely in the tank.
They swim in poo and I guess it stank.

The birds have it right: they just fly away.
But they'll shit on shirt if you head their way.

So what are we left with?
Mates and a moan.

Nice clean humans, who should shit on their own.