Not quite wildling North, but norther than here. Where accents fight like cats in an alley way; squealing to be heard, a herd. Darlo, Geordie, Bora, Mackam, versus Durham, Gateshead and "the north". A lifetime, a planet, a public bus apart. An adventure to get there, desperate to depart. Fifty miles south: heady Yorkshire. We're all just exhibition Geordies.